Queen of Angmar

WINGEDFURNACE HAS MOVED!

Must Be Something In Their Milk

(I am riding in the car with my three-year-old daughter and two-year-old son when they begin bouncing a nonsense phrase back and forth to each other.)

Daughter: “Everybody was poats!”

Son: “Everybody was poats!”

Daughter: “Everybody was poats!”

Son: “Everybody was poats!”

Daughter: “Everybody was poats!”

Son: “Everybody was poats!”

(This goes on rhythmically for about fifteen minutes, during which I’m apparently being lulled into a false sense of security, because:)

Daughter: “Everybody was poats!”

Son: “Everybody was poats!”

Daughter: *shouting at the top of her lungs* “DEMON LLAMA!”

(I laughed so hard from shock that I almost crashed the car.)

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